In this post, I might as well tell u my recess story =D. First of all, i really wanted to play ping-pong but..u know..Pakis conquering the freaking table, bat and the net. So, i ended up playing football. Usually, there are 4 different teams. Class 7 & 8 (which is my team), Pakis, Class 10 and above and Class 9. But, things are changing nowadays..so the pakis unite with class 10. As usual..any team would like to play first because they want to play longer so..BULLSHIT. Of Course, our class is the youngest..so the upper class never give a damn to us..so SCREW EM. My team consist of :
1) Abu Bakr (black dude)
basically...he's our play maker. YEA! He usually play as a striker like me=D. He's the captain as far as i concern..well..he never betray us xD. We chose the right captain like the Nazis chose Hitler...anyway..NEXT!
2) Andronico (black dude)
he's our vice captain...yup..my class is a racist to give the title of capt. and vice capt. to Africans..Oh well..he plays defensive midfielders but can also play as a Goal Keeper but...everyone wants to score a goal so he rarely play as a keeper.
3) Evandro (black dude)
he's from class 8. hmmmm..he likes to play both striker and a midfielder but i don't really care. Quite fast and convince himself as Ronaldinho...=__=. An important guy by the way...
4) Mustafa (black dude)
hmmmm...not to offense but..everyone thinks he's kinda shit..? but he's not bad also in my opinion...hehe..i'm a generous boy.He likes to play as a wing and i don't really know which side of the wing is he playing...
5) Bilal (Paki)
he is famous for his rare movement...He's a defender by the way but mostly we put him as a keeper because of the lacking of a Goal Keeper. So, that really pisses him off. This dude goes wherever the ball goes...Get what I mean? You will not see him in his position when his team is attacking...
6) Roger (black dude)
he's a defender also..erm...don't know what to say next so NEXT!
7) Emad (Asian)
this guy play football like gambling. It is a 50/50 chance of kicking the ball right...75/25 chance of crossing the ball and 1/99 chance to head the ball( kinda like me...don't know how to head..). An important player also.
8) Samuel (black dude)
he's new and I don't give a shit about this guy. His younger than me. According to my deduction ability..I'm guessing that he got expelled from his previous school. There is no evidence yet so I might be wrong but my gut is telling me that my theory is right. Lemme tell u something...his previous school is one of the best school in Egypt so..why did he ended up in P.I.S.C; An old villa that has never been washed. By the way, he is shitty in football also but why did I put him here...zzzzz...Oh well..
9) Talha (Paki)
He's also new..but wayyyyy nicer than Samuel. He also play as a defender and a keeper just like we trained Bilal when he first came to the school! Keep it up!
10) Abdulah (Paki-England)
He is famous for being the shortest student in class..No Offense..He's a defender also. His improvements were quite amazing! Dear Abdullah, Please Drink Milk!!
11) Zain (Paki-Canada)
he rarely plays with us but he's a good juggler but doesn't like to run. He can give nice crosses which will lead to victory. He's like our "Secret Weapon".
hahahah..don't ask about me. I don't want to be the know-it-all you know. Just keep that in mind. If you want to describe me..please type it in the comment box. It must be a compliment or....or....nah...Just comment if want!
1) Abu Bakr (black dude)
basically...he's our play maker. YEA! He usually play as a striker like me=D. He's the captain as far as i concern..well..he never betray us xD. We chose the right captain like the Nazis chose Hitler...anyway..NEXT!
2) Andronico (black dude)
he's our vice captain...yup..my class is a racist to give the title of capt. and vice capt. to Africans..Oh well..he plays defensive midfielders but can also play as a Goal Keeper but...everyone wants to score a goal so he rarely play as a keeper.
3) Evandro (black dude)
he's from class 8. hmmmm..he likes to play both striker and a midfielder but i don't really care. Quite fast and convince himself as Ronaldinho...=__=. An important guy by the way...
4) Mustafa (black dude)
hmmmm...not to offense but..everyone thinks he's kinda shit..? but he's not bad also in my opinion...hehe..i'm a generous boy.He likes to play as a wing and i don't really know which side of the wing is he playing...
5) Bilal (Paki)
he is famous for his rare movement...He's a defender by the way but mostly we put him as a keeper because of the lacking of a Goal Keeper. So, that really pisses him off. This dude goes wherever the ball goes...Get what I mean? You will not see him in his position when his team is attacking...
6) Roger (black dude)
he's a defender also..erm...don't know what to say next so NEXT!
7) Emad (Asian)
this guy play football like gambling. It is a 50/50 chance of kicking the ball right...75/25 chance of crossing the ball and 1/99 chance to head the ball( kinda like me...don't know how to head..). An important player also.
8) Samuel (black dude)
he's new and I don't give a shit about this guy. His younger than me. According to my deduction ability..I'm guessing that he got expelled from his previous school. There is no evidence yet so I might be wrong but my gut is telling me that my theory is right. Lemme tell u something...his previous school is one of the best school in Egypt so..why did he ended up in P.I.S.C; An old villa that has never been washed. By the way, he is shitty in football also but why did I put him here...zzzzz...Oh well..
9) Talha (Paki)
He's also new..but wayyyyy nicer than Samuel. He also play as a defender and a keeper just like we trained Bilal when he first came to the school! Keep it up!
10) Abdulah (Paki-England)
He is famous for being the shortest student in class..No Offense..He's a defender also. His improvements were quite amazing! Dear Abdullah, Please Drink Milk!!
11) Zain (Paki-Canada)
he rarely plays with us but he's a good juggler but doesn't like to run. He can give nice crosses which will lead to victory. He's like our "Secret Weapon".
hahahah..don't ask about me. I don't want to be the know-it-all you know. Just keep that in mind. If you want to describe me..please type it in the comment box. It must be a compliment or....or....nah...Just comment if want!
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