There's some logic to my madness

Been a long time eh? My apology for the delay. My exam is in a month time. Aiyoo, why am I bragging here. I'm free for a few days, because nobody is coming to school. Even the brainiacs who completed each task perfectly didn't come to school. We already finished the syllabus so it doesn't really matter. Forget about the school, time loathes me. Rewind a few days back, only 8 people out of 25 came to school and 3 of them took permission and went home in break. I lost hope that day, and possibly there was a big football match. I'm not teasing anyone or anything related to that, I'm not that kind of guy. Every country is different beacuse of their cultures. I know that each people are unique and different individually, due to the environment they're in, their core of personality are the same.  That's why, every country is unique with its heritage and cultures.



As you can see, I'm being left out since I'm not taking Arabic, Social Studies and Religion. So all I do is sleep, do my homework, revise a bit and other practical thing you do in class. Most of them asked why don't I go down to the playground instead of sitting in the stuffy classroom. They don't get it, what the hell should I do when  I go down. I'm already lonely in class and they want me to go down? I know the quality and the angle is bad, I took the picture secretly and my phone has a 3.2 megapixels only. Live with it.


This is the second most of important thing to say before playing dotA after "Bismillahirrahmanirrahim". If you are in doubt whether you'll definitely win the game or not, better say this. At least you'll be prepared. If you are Apiz, you'll be saying something that only a true gamer can think of.

I checked my dashboard about 2 hours ago. I got a whooping 19 followers. Wallahi I'm honoured. I guess this will be the last post for a month. Do wait for me!

So I just got back in Egypt 3 days ago. You see, I'm an eager learner. We arrived in Cairo around 6.30 pm plus receiving the baggage, putting it in the van, taking it out of the van. Anyway, we came home around 9.30 pm. I was the only who went to school the next day. My eagerness to learn is like the Statue of Liberty. Yes, it's enormous and has the right to be free. That's why you see me slacking sometime. If you want to congratulate me, erm....you might as well do it *wink*

My first day of school after the 2 month hiatus congratulated me with a welcoming suprise. Wanna guess? Cakes? Balloons? Dozens of people praising me? ohohohoh...wrong...wrong. It was a Biology quiz. At that moment, I thought for a few minutes. Should I worry? Should I be sad? depressed? shocked? My eagerness and my self-proclaimed calmness hit me. I told my friends that I'm lucky if I got a mark. Although, I'm happy with what I did even though I didn't revise back and I missed a few lessons. I've an uncanning ability to ace exams. My mom doesn't believe that. She believes in studying for hours like Chatur (Silencer) in 3 Idiots. I missed the mock exam for English and the teacher gave me the paper to do it at home. Another thing, I'm a trusted person, although it depends.

Now the next day. YES, THE NEXT DAY. It was a usual day. Sorry to get your hopes up. I have to copy 26 pages of Math I missed.

To talk about what I did in Malaysia. It was mostly Astro and Durian. For those who do not know what a durian is, google it up. I'll summarise it. It's a fruit with thorns and have an attractive stinky smell. Another thing, I watched "Guess Who" starring Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher. It was funny but I wish Bernie did not approve Ashton that soon. I want to see more of the bickering, interracial relationship.

Unfortunately, the storyline is almost the same as "Meet the Parent" and their sequel and prequel. That's why it needs more of the interracial jokes. Let me put up a conversation between them. If you didn't laugh, you do not have a sense of humour like mine.

*Both of them walking to the lobby of a hotel*

Bellhop : Would you like me to take your bag sir?
Aston    : No, thank you
Bernie   : What? Afraid he's gonna steal it?
Ashton   : It's...just one bag...
Bernie    : Let me tell you something son. Theresa's (Ashton's girlfriend in the movie) grandfather was a bellhop for 60 years and he never stole nothin'
Ashton    : Hello! *asking the bellhop to take his bag*
Bernie     : So he's your slave now eh?
*The bellhop approaching*
Bellhop    : Yes sir?
*Moment of silence*
Ashton     : ...I.....don't know....

I laughed at that and there was a part where Ashton told black jokes during a family dinner. Haha, movie is a business that will never get old. This is the ending pargraph. So long folks!

It's been more than one week since the test had finished. My bad. You know I got a D in German. D is more like a B in Core and the highest grade in Core is C which is 90 above or was it 80 above or maybe 70 above? Nonetheless, 70% of O level is core. Anyway, I just got back from Sinai. Will be posting that on another post and let me trash talk in this post.

You know what I hate the most about that school? The teacher? Noo...The people? Noo...it's coz I can't laugh. The 'Science' teachers explains in Arabic and I'm able to interpret that quite well with my procasnitated brain but when they make a joke, I don't understand and people kept laughing. Now that's sad. Teachers must be funny. Yup. According to my book it is. If the subject itself is a boring one, a joke would have some kind of turning effect but anyhu, I'm fine, totally.

My English teacher. Hahaha..wait...let me catch my breath. He always stick to the English side of his. Anything American will create a disgust look on his face. I'll point out a few. " "Mom"? Is that how you spell "Mum"? That's bloody American. "Mum" is the bloody English". I don't think anyone except me laughed at that. He's not white. Really. I think he's from Egypt but migrated to the UK and his accent is thick enough to get me laughing. Another one, " What do you call it. You go to her house and sleep. Whaaat? Sleepover yeah? Pyjama Party...bla bla bla...very American". LMAO. Again, I don't think anyone laughed except me. What do you expect? He's the only source of humour in that school.

They changed the Math teacher for my class. I think that decision was acceptable and better. I don't know, I got 90/100 in Math which is a C. The previous one gave L.E 50 to those who got the full mark which is 2 people and that wasn't the reason for replacing a new one. I think it's because of the mark. I don't bother asking why.

So the trip to Matrouh was cancelled. One got no air-con and another haven't yet get a check up. For some reason, I didn't feel that down like my sisters did. I don't know, I just had a feeling that I'm not going to that trip. I was ok with it.

Wanna know more about Port Said School? I'm just gonna write randomly. Oh yeah, someday in my life, hopefully, I'll write a book. At least a book. I don't care if it's not published or any other reason but one day, I'll write a book. Whether it's in my 20s, 30s, 40s or even when I'm dying...ooh..that's a will. Suggest me a title. Maybe like 'How to deal with Egyptians' or 'Egyptians around your corner'. Nevertheless, that's the future. Anyway, my fancy name for now is as Mr. Ramsey addresses me, Mr. Malaysia. Hahahahaha...that guy is damn funny. He kept on singing the advert, 'Malaysia truly Asia....'. I'm always excited in his class. You know what, I've been learning insults that I can't even think that it's an insult. No worries, I'm a good kid. It's funny meh. I could write a short book for that. hahahah...nah I won't use it unless it is needed. I chose German. It's not that hard coz it's very similar to English. Although, Pakis would do better in pronouncing the words. Aiseyyhh...getting the past papers is a pain in the ass. I have..I mean my dad has to go to that place over and over again. I can go to that place by a taxi but you know, I suck in memorizing the roads and lanes. If the driver don't know the way, that's another thing. All I know is '3allatool', 'Yemeen', 'Shimaal' ..etc. So to dirext the driver the right way is a problem. I have free periods everyday. I'm not taking Social Studies, Arabic and Islamic Studies coz it's in Arabic. YEAY! I have more time to revise.

Woohoo..One Piece is the BOMB! I love Anime & Manga very much. Bleach...you disappoint me. Screw you Tite Kubo. Naruto is in the 'boring' state until Naruto and Sasuke fights.

Bye, thanks for reading.

Many people..ok...few people have tagged me you know, that picture with a lot of emotion..etc as a 'gamer'. Sorry, but I'm way behind to be entitled as a gamer. The reason is that, I don't know any game unless someone tells me. I'd recall my gaming memory is very low coz back then, the only game I knew was Pinball. Anyway, dotA is the game that I mostly play. I know you won't google it up but here's a poster/screen-shot whatever. YEEEPP...there is a remodel of dotA called Hon. I can't really play coz the graphics are high and my comp can't afford to take that amount of awesomeness.

LOL yes. I can't even believe the principal agreed to this. The championship was mostly crap. The team that won had all the stars. I'm not good at this game. ermmm...Rahim...sekarang baru percaya?

Time clocks 2 a.m now.

Nevertheless, my dad invited the UM (I think) students at my house for dinner. They came here for a 3 month course I think. Total of about 21 came including some of my dad's friends. One of them was Uztaz Lah and he gave a motivational speech like my father requested. It was short. More and more came. After that, they started to talk about Azhar's examination system. According to the conversation that my ears have heard, it's tough. For example, the teacher will ask the students to read the 25 books that the teacher have listed. But when the result came, more had failed coz there are another 12 books that he hasn't mentioned. My class would've whined the whole semester if it was like this. :P

Anyway, most of the UM-ees were girls, so I can't really move around the house so much. Did I write about when I went to Husni's new house? I guess not. There is this kakak la en..she looks so much like the lead character in Witch Yoo Hee. The reason why I wanted to take her picture is that, so that I could ask the 'pro Korean Drama' watcher's opinion (Yes.... I watch Korean Movies). Sorry, I didn't get to take an individual photo of her. Aiseyhh...it's kinda a difficult thing for me to say. "Kak, nak ambik gambar akak boleh tak?".

Well....during the holidays, all I do is download movies. Maybe 1/2 movies per day. I just realized that boot-legging is a beauty. The review won't be long, just simple.


To be honest, this is the second movie that touched me. The other one was Bridge to Terrabathia. haha. Anyway, like all Bollywood movies, it's duration is 2.30 min as far as I'm concerned. First heard it when my Pakis friends commented that this movie is awesome. At that moment, I thought this movie was like Khabi Kushi Khabi Gham because Shah Rukh Khan was in the movie. Oh yeah, that was my first Bollywood movie. Aiseyyyhh. Another spectacular thing about this movie is that, the protagonist has some kind of syndrome which makes it very difficult to act.

That's all for this post. I've been in a stress lately. I'll just endure it. I know that this post is very short but I'm kinda drowsy at the moment. I'll put more later and I'm downloading every single day and don't know what will happen to the net. -_-

I'm so bored of not going anywhere during the holidays. All I do is watch tv, computer and this kind of indoor stuffs. THANK GOD I bought 2 new books. You know, my genre for books has always been motivational. It helps me recreating the craps in my life and that's cool. I do read novels, well the one that interest me only and for the novels that attracted me, I just can't get enough of it. Whenever I have finished the books, I will roam the wholes house thinking what will happen next, the protagonist will change to what...this kind of stuff. It really irate me when the story finish but if the novel has a sequence or so, I would be freaking begging my mum to buy the book. isk2. So please, if anyone wants to give me a book. Please make sure that the book is motivational or the novel has a sequence. hehehe..coz I'm pure...wakakkka...

Aiseyhh...many more of my fwenz are leaving, both black and white. LOL. Kinda sad that I'm stuck in Egypt. Now I can't sleep coz of the football matches. They ended around 11.30 pm I think. Don't know why, so now I have to be realllll....quiet to sit on the computer. Coz my mum doesn't sleep. I don't know why, but she has this some kind of power that once I sat on the computer while night time she will suddenly yell my name. It's amazing. hmmm...my Father is in Tunisia. PARTY? nah, I'd rather read books.

Sorry again for the delay. During the holidays, my friend called me about 3 times asking if I wanna go out to 3 different places. So I was like, "YEAH!!". I never once though about the current weather. The temp. here is 40+ . So hot and freaking humid. Even the frigging wind is hot. So, it's quite a torture. So all I do during the holidays are mostly practicing guitar and dota-ing. That's why I chose to go outside even if it is hot. I thought the nights are a bit cooler, well it is but it is still FREAKING HOT. I can't bear it.

This post will be extremely short.

Ok..I take back my word. I got to take their pictures individually. I can't get the whole family photo because all of them were busy. Here is the picture that I edited.
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Although it's simple, but it's amazing yea? Anyway, all I'm asking from you all is that don't forget me and try to read my blog every week. hehehehe..gonna miss you all. All of the hardships and dissing was fun but now it has come to an end. I really hope we'll meet again and I'm not going to waste the opportunity if I it's still in the grasp of my hand.

TATA!

Ok. Hafiz decided to have a sleepover at my house. Studying? Think again. DOtA..guess it's obvious from the title eh. Anyway, we played and played then sleep. We had 2 losses i think and many victories thanks to me. Dota night could have been better with husni. But, he's in Malaysia now. That was some over-controlled night. With Hafiz trash talking throughout the entire game...it's worse. But, the most memorable game was the one we played with some random players in USA. What an epic conversation! This happen to all dota players. When they're losing, the started to blame their team. His name was Rayyne_Man I think. And i was owning them at that time. I wouldn't say that the game entirely perfect because it's lagging. The host was kinda noobish. After the game had finished, we went to sleep.

zzzzzzzzzzz....Damn tired..

I'm back!! miss me??i don't really care about that. What me makes me frustrate is that Chem has the same routine everyday. except tuesday!!YAY!! It goes like this...the teacher enters; everyone's quiet. A subsequent reactions happen; which is, "Ha, Abu! where is your paper??bla..bla..and then goes to the Andro then Mustafa and so on. What makes me angry is that..*eyebrows frown*she never shout at Hala. Shitt...You want me to swear??I'll do it. Wallahilazim!!She is always kind and generous to that girl. OK...let's move on!! now..the lesson begins...ahh..lets skip that part. hmmmm....directly after the discussion has ended, "ha...ya Muhammad Hilmi...any question??". Ya that's the routine everyday. And also..if there is an oral quiz or that sort of stuff...the first five people will be me, abu, andro, mustafa and roger. Holy.....hehehe...all of that because of.....(secret*)