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New School???!!!!

Aicha, since you insisted, here you go!

So, it's been 2 weeks since I started schooling with Egyptians. From a no-Egyptian school to an all-Egyptian school is pretty dumb ain't it?

First day of school in a new school is always the hardest. Finding new friends, where's the toilet and the list goes on. What I like about that school is, they only wear a red Port Said t-shirt and a gray trouser. Yup, that's it. So I arrived at 7.45 a.m. Haih...first day of school and already got stopped coz of wearing another trouser. So I had to stand there for like an hour till the Headmistress came. Ouch, let me tell you what she's like. The face is EXACTLY the same as the on in PISC. The only difference is that, the one in PISC walks slowly and doesn't raise his voice but the one here...Egyptian style....you got the idea. She started to kick students out of school coz of wearing the wrong uniform. I stood there, intimidated. Luckily, she took it easy on me and asked to buy a new trouser coz that day, I was the only foreigner. I got lost while finding my class. Haih. When I finally arrived, I checked which was my class, a or b. OMG. My full name is Muhammad Hilmi bin Johari but I omitted the 'bin' part to avoid curiosity and confusion. You know what, THEY FREAKING EGYPTIAN-IFIED MY NAME!!! From Muhammad Hilmi Johari to Mohamed Helmy Geniry. C'mon! WTF is that. How can Johari turned to Geniry? I wrote my name CLEARLY on the form. Haish.

Second day, I was on the hot stool/chair..etc. Means that people kept questioning me. I thought I was the only foreigner there but luckily, 2 Vietnamese will suffer with me.

Now about the teachers. Phy, Chem and Bio teachers all write notes in English but EXPLAINS in Arabic. Phy is 50% Eng and 50% Arabic. Bio is 25% Eng and 75% Arabic. Chem is 2% Eng and 98% Arabic. I'm screwed? I thought Class 9 here is taking O-level but no. It's Class 10. Have to stay another year. I got a lot of free periods but I can't get out of the class of course. Arabic, Social Studies and Religion are the ones I'm not taking. I don't know about IT and German. German? YES! They gave me an option, it was either French or German. So I took German and now I've to write an essay about 40 words in German. HAAAAAAIHHH.English teacher is AWESOME. He's from England but has an Arab blood. He's so damn funny meh. He's the only guy that speaks FULL ENGLISH except for the Literature teacher, the ONLY EGYPTIAN THAT SPEAKS FULL ENGLISH. So that took out some weight that I've been lifting for 2 weeks.

So I made a few friends. As you all know, I'm not that rough. Egyptians here are...haih...arabs. You  know what, hardly any of them speaks Eng. Most are from National. Oh yea, I'm in Port Said British School. zzzzzzz...the past papers are just too many to solve. Very thick also.

So far, so good. I'm beginning to like this school even though football ain't there. P.E is only 1 period per week. Mafish football and we can't stay after school.

CHOW!

Movie Reviews 1

Well....during the holidays, all I do is download movies. Maybe 1/2 movies per day. I just realized that boot-legging is a beauty. The review won't be long, just simple.

Sherlock Holmes

I knew that this movie is awesome and the result is of course, outstanding. I've always liked detective movies. Detective Conan is my favourite. Seriously, the dude in ironman + the dude in repomen...combination...AMAZING. Got nothing to say else for this movie. I rate excellent.


My Name is Khan

To be honest, this is the second movie that touched me. The other one was Bridge to Terrabathia. haha. Anyway, like all Bollywood movies, it's duration is 2.30 min as far as I'm concerned. First heard it when my Pakis friends commented that this movie is awesome. At that moment, I thought this movie was like Khabi Kushi Khabi Gham because Shah Rukh Khan was in the movie. Oh yeah, that was my first Bollywood movie. Aiseyyyhh. Another spectacular thing about this movie is that, the protagonist has some kind of syndrome which makes it very difficult to act.

That's all for this post. I've been in a stress lately. I'll just endure it. I know that this post is very short but I'm kinda drowsy at the moment. I'll put more later and I'm downloading every single day and don't know what will happen to the net. -_-

Another dude goes back...


The picture defines his size. 2 years older...but I'm bigger...YESH! Basically, he's the dude that brought dotA to PISC. Anyway, don't screw up. Man up! According to my resources, basically the whole school, he's a Malay + Indian (and more I think) that looks like an Indonesian. Ayt, that's it for this post. May the force be with you! wait...keep reading my blog...=_=' I know you will -_-

Annual Day!

First of all, I'm sorry for the delay. I had been rehearsing for quite a while because I participated in the Annual Day. So we practiced and practiced and practiced. The day before the Annual Day, we, participants went to the Hall (where the place is) to get the actual feeling of it you know. Actually the rehearsal was shit. My Chem teacher came along. Wallahi, Me and my buddy was about to sit down right in the middle then she freaking yelled at us that we have to sit at the back.zzzzzzzzz. This is my blog yea? So I will reveal you a secret. My Chem teacher smokes and she is a freaking dentist. Although I have never seen she's smoking but the odour around her was all I need to know. Shhhh...secret, actually blow it up, I don't care (LOL!).The group to rehearsed first was the group directed by Mrs. Hend (I'm with Memma). When it was our turn, all of the teachers came to inside including the Principal. Aiseeyyhh. The Principal asked Mr. Mo'men what's the duration of the music part and this making-sure-everything-is-perfect stuffs. You know what, he asked me again to cut my hair and it was still short lew....

1, 2, 3 Fa Sol. We started our thing. There wasn't really an audience, just the teachers and when the Principal makes the sign kinda like, "Yalla, Clap!" and most of the teachers started to clap immediately. I was giggling like hell. This happen to children all the time when there is a 'boss' in the group of children. Then there is a fight (I always get enthusiastic when there is EGYPTIAN FIGHTS). The manager of the hall was pretty mad because those midgets eats and drinks in the hall and leave the rubbish there. It's different, I can't really describe the situations but they talked at first but when one started throwing fist to the other, better run away and DON'T TAKE PICTURES! coz the Egyptians Officers will enter and take the fighters for interrogation (etc.) and the one who takes pictures will also be taken to the HQ. My teacher had experienced this (Azhar student). He got beat to a pulp...nah I'm just kidding. You cannot find this in Malaysia Lol. It's true, but here go to a shop or any other places in the streets and watch what's happening around you. SICK!! Must watch. It somehow goes like this, Ya 3am, 3eeb wallahi and when it gets to the swearing part, it gets even better.
My bro is baddd...in taking photos...From left : Emad, Emad's driver and me!Imam, whom I made friend with. He kissed me as a sign of welcome. It's a tradition dude, don't think it the wrong way. If I were an Egyptian, I was suppose to kiss him back but I'm not used to this kind of thing. haha..This is totally normal also la..haha..

Now let's go back to the real deal.Don't remember why I was making the face..LOLZ..My music teacher, Mr. Mo'men A.K.A MemmaA preview of the stage. They were rehearsingHad to sit down coz of the teachers.Backstage...Sorry for the pic. My sis getting ready for her danceMr. Mo'men and his crew. This picture was taken right before the curtain was raised.Another picture taken 20 seconds before the curtain was raised.

We made many mistakes. awww...haha..no one noticed. Then more act which I cannot snap a photo coz they're not letting me to take one. zzzzz. Then the prize distribution and the National Anthem of Pakistan and Egypt and PAKISTAN INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL CAIRO HAD OFFICIALLY ENDED.Abdullah (left) is leaving. Guess where is he going to? MALAYSIA BEBEH! TRULY ASIA!

Chow!

Hepi Burfday!

This post will be extremely short.





Happy Birthday Fat Man With No Money



p.s : I'm not mocking him or anything, he calls himself by that name.

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I've been forced to write this post

Ok...topic is Should students use mobile phone?

Anyway, don't ask. Mobiles is one of top 3 technologies. As you can see, technology is everywhere. We can't live without technology because ; it helps you doing your chores, keeps you entertain, business plans and so many more. Ok, it's obvious that this paragraph is not related to the topic. This is the opening. Over the next few lines, I'll tell you why.

Let's start with the first advantage which is Lost. Nah, not the film. It makes it easier to find your friends or family right? just ring them and now you're not lost anymore. What if you got lost in an expedition or somewhere, if your phone has map of the place, you're safe. That's one of the reason why sophisticated mobile is better. Let's move on to the next.

Good for emergencies. It's obvious ain't it? dial 911 or 999...whatever to call the paramedic. For example ; You had an accident and who would you call? the paramedic of course. You can also take a few pictures for memory, evidence, alibi and share the tragedy in your blog. I'm not saying to those who use the mobile while driving...that's a shortcut to death. Technology is a life saver.

Entertainment. This is the most interesting part. It keeps us company and not being lonely. Internet, games, music and many more to enjoy. It relaxes our mind (too much games will corrupt your mind). So, you're not suffering from boredom anymore. You're not in a solitary, you're happy!

Communication. You see, I am learning about the Industrial Revolution. Which the communication was very difficult. Imagine that just to say "Hello" you have to travel 1000 km or more just to greet your family or friend. It was very tough. You never know what is happening in the world. But now, saying "Hello" is just like breathing fresh air in the morning. The most important point of all.

Features. A sophisticated mobile can replace your reminder, alarm clock and so many more which makes your life easier and easier. Capturing and recording every enjoyable moment in life is the greatest.

Heck if someone ever said that technology is useless then they're lying. It help us in everyway or another. So i am saying is that mobiles aren't only for adults only because a new generation has come. So what saying is that mobiles are useful for students and will guide them to the right path if they use it right and if they misuse it, it will go to the left path...nah..i mean the corrupted path.

haih..

A Visit to Citadel

It was boring. Maybe it was because of one of these factors :
1) I had no friends to talk to
2) I had already been there
Oh yeah. It brought back many memories. This would be the second time I've been to Citadel. Remember my photo with the canon?? isk3..now there is a police guarding it. huhuhuhu...Actually, this trip was all about Perwakilan Cairo. In short, the Mothers. So, it was damn boring. Here are some photos.WOoohOOOO......i fled when the photo was taken. ngehh..
If you notice, there is a red circle behind. I was inside the 'small canon' practicing Wild Ones...PRACTICALLY!!..
Yes..Jasmine...Weeeeeeeee.....=DThe Military Planes....Finally!! Lunch at ARMA. Tired, Hungry and continues but Dota saved me. LOL..just kidding. BADABIM BADABOOM...

A Cafe Review

First of all..I'm sick of bio!!i had to give up my only break and have to show up in front of her desk. Damn it. All of that just because i don't know an answer for a question...??BLAGHH!!!i'm fed up of science!!I made up my mind. I don't see the world as a new thing to explore, I see the world runs by the Corporate World. When i buy a cloth, i don't see if the material is good or not. I just check the brand name and where was it manufactured in . When i buy a chewing gum, i don't check the ingredients. I check the brand name, where was it made in, the HALAL sign and the expiry date. When i see that me and my family faces are almost the same, i made up my mind that genes are not the reason to this(even though it is). I see it as a common sense. I don't see the world colourful, I see the world Black and White!

Fuuuhhh...now back to the cafe's review on my point of view. The cafe is located near my school and it was opened for about 6 months as far as i think so...
THE MENU
Cappuccino mixed with Vanilla
Vanilla Milkshake
Yea..this was the drink I chose..its called "Muddy Mocha Sundae". Sounds like an ice-cream right??well...its cream!!yea..the one u buy at any supermarket and sprays cream. Yea...that one. Crap! the mocha was very little and the rest was filled with the freaking cream. Congrats!
The sandwich was an offer. L.E 8 per sandwich. To be frank, it ain't good. I mean...its not a food shop, its a cafe shop for God's Sake. I think I can make a better sandwich than the one above! Wanna taste??I regret to buy the freaking, not-so-good mocha but the cappuccino is quite good actually. Yea...i think that's their specialtyAaaa...Foooddd....-Homer Simpson. TEEEEETT. The post is almost to finish but wait there is one more picture I want to end with.Yup..i ended with my 'P0y0' look. Hahhaha.( calm down apiz...be patience..don't go into your "rage" mode and start to swear at me...keep cool) Tata