There's some logic to my madness

So I just got back in Egypt 3 days ago. You see, I'm an eager learner. We arrived in Cairo around 6.30 pm plus receiving the baggage, putting it in the van, taking it out of the van. Anyway, we came home around 9.30 pm. I was the only who went to school the next day. My eagerness to learn is like the Statue of Liberty. Yes, it's enormous and has the right to be free. That's why you see me slacking sometime. If you want to congratulate me, erm....you might as well do it *wink*

My first day of school after the 2 month hiatus congratulated me with a welcoming suprise. Wanna guess? Cakes? Balloons? Dozens of people praising me? ohohohoh...wrong...wrong. It was a Biology quiz. At that moment, I thought for a few minutes. Should I worry? Should I be sad? depressed? shocked? My eagerness and my self-proclaimed calmness hit me. I told my friends that I'm lucky if I got a mark. Although, I'm happy with what I did even though I didn't revise back and I missed a few lessons. I've an uncanning ability to ace exams. My mom doesn't believe that. She believes in studying for hours like Chatur (Silencer) in 3 Idiots. I missed the mock exam for English and the teacher gave me the paper to do it at home. Another thing, I'm a trusted person, although it depends.

Now the next day. YES, THE NEXT DAY. It was a usual day. Sorry to get your hopes up. I have to copy 26 pages of Math I missed.

To talk about what I did in Malaysia. It was mostly Astro and Durian. For those who do not know what a durian is, google it up. I'll summarise it. It's a fruit with thorns and have an attractive stinky smell. Another thing, I watched "Guess Who" starring Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher. It was funny but I wish Bernie did not approve Ashton that soon. I want to see more of the bickering, interracial relationship.

Unfortunately, the storyline is almost the same as "Meet the Parent" and their sequel and prequel. That's why it needs more of the interracial jokes. Let me put up a conversation between them. If you didn't laugh, you do not have a sense of humour like mine.

*Both of them walking to the lobby of a hotel*

Bellhop : Would you like me to take your bag sir?
Aston    : No, thank you
Bernie   : What? Afraid he's gonna steal it?
Ashton   : It's...just one bag...
Bernie    : Let me tell you something son. Theresa's (Ashton's girlfriend in the movie) grandfather was a bellhop for 60 years and he never stole nothin'
Ashton    : Hello! *asking the bellhop to take his bag*
Bernie     : So he's your slave now eh?
*The bellhop approaching*
Bellhop    : Yes sir?
*Moment of silence*
Ashton     : ...I.....don't know....

I laughed at that and there was a part where Ashton told black jokes during a family dinner. Haha, movie is a business that will never get old. This is the ending pargraph. So long folks!

You know, I went to Sinai nearly about a month ago and been saving a bit of what I've written in a draft. I don't think I'll continue it.

Anyway, a week ago, there was kinda like a motivational speech about 'Hijrah'. You know what, I really enjoyed it. Before I tell you the best part let me just introduce the guest who made a speech, they were two. One was an Egyptian, graduated from Azhar University, Ambassador of Bank Islam Malaysia (I think) to something and is now working in France. The other one was a woman, she wasn't the 'star' in that function, all I can say is that she has masters in teen psychology.

YEAAAAHH! Sheikh Mohamed Abdel Aziz Mahmoud Ghonim. He has my honourable respect. He speaks 4 languages. Arabic, English, French and last but not least....MALAY. Not only that he can 'kecek kelate'. AWESOME. He speaks with a Kelantan dialect. He learned Malay in nine months which he divided the learning steps into 3 phases. He's funny too. He said that he's been friends with Malaysians for 15 years from what I heard. Languages are white gold since time is gold or maybe K...nahh it'll burn. Let's just stick to white gold.

For the other one, nah...I'm not that interested. If you insist, I'll just write a few things about her. She has traveled to many places. She made like an English unit in Malaysia, Dubai and now currently teaching in Egypt for the Azhar's students. I accidentally forgot her name. It just slipped my mind. Which is better than my brother, sleeping throughout the whole function, with his mouth wide open. I doubt if only 1 had taken his picture like that. Must be at least 3.

My dad cut off the internet coz my brother and sister are having exams this coming week. Haissssh...right now, I'm just using the advantage of him forgetting to block the internet after calling his relatives. Once again, that Sheikh there, was the first Egyptian I know that can speak Malay. I was traumatized by the awesomeness. It was truly an inspirational motivation. I gotta do some errands or what lazy people call these days, CHORES. I hardly ever do it.

So the trip to Matrouh was cancelled. One got no air-con and another haven't yet get a check up. For some reason, I didn't feel that down like my sisters did. I don't know, I just had a feeling that I'm not going to that trip. I was ok with it.

Wanna know more about Port Said School? I'm just gonna write randomly. Oh yeah, someday in my life, hopefully, I'll write a book. At least a book. I don't care if it's not published or any other reason but one day, I'll write a book. Whether it's in my 20s, 30s, 40s or even when I'm dying...ooh..that's a will. Suggest me a title. Maybe like 'How to deal with Egyptians' or 'Egyptians around your corner'. Nevertheless, that's the future. Anyway, my fancy name for now is as Mr. Ramsey addresses me, Mr. Malaysia. Hahahahaha...that guy is damn funny. He kept on singing the advert, 'Malaysia truly Asia....'. I'm always excited in his class. You know what, I've been learning insults that I can't even think that it's an insult. No worries, I'm a good kid. It's funny meh. I could write a short book for that. hahahah...nah I won't use it unless it is needed. I chose German. It's not that hard coz it's very similar to English. Although, Pakis would do better in pronouncing the words. Aiseyyhh...getting the past papers is a pain in the ass. I have..I mean my dad has to go to that place over and over again. I can go to that place by a taxi but you know, I suck in memorizing the roads and lanes. If the driver don't know the way, that's another thing. All I know is '3allatool', 'Yemeen', 'Shimaal' ..etc. So to dirext the driver the right way is a problem. I have free periods everyday. I'm not taking Social Studies, Arabic and Islamic Studies coz it's in Arabic. YEAY! I have more time to revise.

Woohoo..One Piece is the BOMB! I love Anime & Manga very much. Bleach...you disappoint me. Screw you Tite Kubo. Naruto is in the 'boring' state until Naruto and Sasuke fights.

Bye, thanks for reading.

Aicha, since you insisted, here you go!

So, it's been 2 weeks since I started schooling with Egyptians. From a no-Egyptian school to an all-Egyptian school is pretty dumb ain't it?

First day of school in a new school is always the hardest. Finding new friends, where's the toilet and the list goes on. What I like about that school is, they only wear a red Port Said t-shirt and a gray trouser. Yup, that's it. So I arrived at 7.45 a.m. Haih...first day of school and already got stopped coz of wearing another trouser. So I had to stand there for like an hour till the Headmistress came. Ouch, let me tell you what she's like. The face is EXACTLY the same as the on in PISC. The only difference is that, the one in PISC walks slowly and doesn't raise his voice but the one here...Egyptian style....you got the idea. She started to kick students out of school coz of wearing the wrong uniform. I stood there, intimidated. Luckily, she took it easy on me and asked to buy a new trouser coz that day, I was the only foreigner. I got lost while finding my class. Haih. When I finally arrived, I checked which was my class, a or b. OMG. My full name is Muhammad Hilmi bin Johari but I omitted the 'bin' part to avoid curiosity and confusion. You know what, THEY FREAKING EGYPTIAN-IFIED MY NAME!!! From Muhammad Hilmi Johari to Mohamed Helmy Geniry. C'mon! WTF is that. How can Johari turned to Geniry? I wrote my name CLEARLY on the form. Haish.

Second day, I was on the hot stool/chair..etc. Means that people kept questioning me. I thought I was the only foreigner there but luckily, 2 Vietnamese will suffer with me.

Now about the teachers. Phy, Chem and Bio teachers all write notes in English but EXPLAINS in Arabic. Phy is 50% Eng and 50% Arabic. Bio is 25% Eng and 75% Arabic. Chem is 2% Eng and 98% Arabic. I'm screwed? I thought Class 9 here is taking O-level but no. It's Class 10. Have to stay another year. I got a lot of free periods but I can't get out of the class of course. Arabic, Social Studies and Religion are the ones I'm not taking. I don't know about IT and German. German? YES! They gave me an option, it was either French or German. So I took German and now I've to write an essay about 40 words in German. HAAAAAAIHHH.English teacher is AWESOME. He's from England but has an Arab blood. He's so damn funny meh. He's the only guy that speaks FULL ENGLISH except for the Literature teacher, the ONLY EGYPTIAN THAT SPEAKS FULL ENGLISH. So that took out some weight that I've been lifting for 2 weeks.

So I made a few friends. As you all know, I'm not that rough. Egyptians here are...haih...arabs. You  know what, hardly any of them speaks Eng. Most are from National. Oh yea, I'm in Port Said British School. zzzzzzz...the past papers are just too many to solve. Very thick also.

So far, so good. I'm beginning to like this school even though football ain't there. P.E is only 1 period per week. Mafish football and we can't stay after school.

CHOW!

Many people..ok...few people have tagged me you know, that picture with a lot of emotion..etc as a 'gamer'. Sorry, but I'm way behind to be entitled as a gamer. The reason is that, I don't know any game unless someone tells me. I'd recall my gaming memory is very low coz back then, the only game I knew was Pinball. Anyway, dotA is the game that I mostly play. I know you won't google it up but here's a poster/screen-shot whatever. YEEEPP...there is a remodel of dotA called Hon. I can't really play coz the graphics are high and my comp can't afford to take that amount of awesomeness.

LOL yes. I can't even believe the principal agreed to this. The championship was mostly crap. The team that won had all the stars. I'm not good at this game. ermmm...Rahim...sekarang baru percaya?

I'm so bored of not going anywhere during the holidays. All I do is watch tv, computer and this kind of indoor stuffs. THANK GOD I bought 2 new books. You know, my genre for books has always been motivational. It helps me recreating the craps in my life and that's cool. I do read novels, well the one that interest me only and for the novels that attracted me, I just can't get enough of it. Whenever I have finished the books, I will roam the wholes house thinking what will happen next, the protagonist will change to what...this kind of stuff. It really irate me when the story finish but if the novel has a sequence or so, I would be freaking begging my mum to buy the book. isk2. So please, if anyone wants to give me a book. Please make sure that the book is motivational or the novel has a sequence. hehehe..coz I'm pure...wakakkka...

Aiseyhh...many more of my fwenz are leaving, both black and white. LOL. Kinda sad that I'm stuck in Egypt. Now I can't sleep coz of the football matches. They ended around 11.30 pm I think. Don't know why, so now I have to be realllll....quiet to sit on the computer. Coz my mum doesn't sleep. I don't know why, but she has this some kind of power that once I sat on the computer while night time she will suddenly yell my name. It's amazing. hmmm...my Father is in Tunisia. PARTY? nah, I'd rather read books.

Sorry again for the delay. During the holidays, my friend called me about 3 times asking if I wanna go out to 3 different places. So I was like, "YEAH!!". I never once though about the current weather. The temp. here is 40+ . So hot and freaking humid. Even the frigging wind is hot. So, it's quite a torture. So all I do during the holidays are mostly practicing guitar and dota-ing. That's why I chose to go outside even if it is hot. I thought the nights are a bit cooler, well it is but it is still FREAKING HOT. I can't bear it.

I'm tired of people calling me, "Hey you, you freaking copy my shit". They just don't get it do they? Kids, my intention is to take your ideas and make it better. If I had copied your shit, it would be exactly the same as yours, stupid. Copying is like, "Hey dude, may I borrow your copybook during the bio period?". I mean....the right word should be being lazy but still, you write down everything from the note/book that you have copied from. Let me ask you, how did Europe became financially rich? A few centuries ago, most of them were merely craps until they traveled to the Middle East which was very advanced at that time and took a various of different items and food. Later on outsmart the Arabs and made even more efficient products. So please, don't freaking tell me that I copied your shit. Anyone who calls himself a 'pro' just because he gives advices that most of them doesn't even make sense is undoubtedly a pure retard.