There's some logic to my madness

I fnished my exams 6 days ago.

About a month or two prior to the exams, the teachers told us that it's an uncheatable environment but I'd beg to differ. We did the exams in a hotel ; excellent condition for doing exams. It was in a room, a huge room. I'd say about 15 rows and about 12 columns of desks in the room. 10 - 15 invigilators. No cameras. Well there's this overhead sprinklers in case of emergency but NO CAMERAS. The examinations that I was doing was not that crucial or important, I'd say quite...important but not fully. If the student in front of you tilt to the left or right, you can see his/her paper.

The above paragraph is totally based on common sense and since common sense differs between countries or culture, your common sense might not be my common sense. *cough* Let's move on....

For some reasons, I feel like I wanna talk about the job as an invigilator. It's boring. Booriing. Giving out papers, taking back the papers, observing the students ooh...noo..invigilating the students. It's perpetual boredom. Nice environment to work in though. I don't know if invigilating is a part time job or their real job is in the British Council or something related to it. Meh...who am I to judge?

So right now I'm just downloading movies, comedies only. Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Rob Schneider, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, David Spade oh yeah...let's not forget Jim Carrey. Their works are awesome. Well there are more of the comedic actors/actresses. Critics around the world might say their movies sucks but for those who wants a good laugh, it's perfect.







I'm currently learning this song. I genuinely didn't know that zorro can sing. Hahaha. Anyway, have an awesome summer holiday, for those who celebrate it. No offense to those who don't.

Been a long time eh? My apology for the delay. My exam is in a month time. Aiyoo, why am I bragging here. I'm free for a few days, because nobody is coming to school. Even the brainiacs who completed each task perfectly didn't come to school. We already finished the syllabus so it doesn't really matter. Forget about the school, time loathes me. Rewind a few days back, only 8 people out of 25 came to school and 3 of them took permission and went home in break. I lost hope that day, and possibly there was a big football match. I'm not teasing anyone or anything related to that, I'm not that kind of guy. Every country is different beacuse of their cultures. I know that each people are unique and different individually, due to the environment they're in, their core of personality are the same.  That's why, every country is unique with its heritage and cultures.



As you can see, I'm being left out since I'm not taking Arabic, Social Studies and Religion. So all I do is sleep, do my homework, revise a bit and other practical thing you do in class. Most of them asked why don't I go down to the playground instead of sitting in the stuffy classroom. They don't get it, what the hell should I do when  I go down. I'm already lonely in class and they want me to go down? I know the quality and the angle is bad, I took the picture secretly and my phone has a 3.2 megapixels only. Live with it.


This is the second most of important thing to say before playing dotA after "Bismillahirrahmanirrahim". If you are in doubt whether you'll definitely win the game or not, better say this. At least you'll be prepared. If you are Apiz, you'll be saying something that only a true gamer can think of.

I checked my dashboard about 2 hours ago. I got a whooping 19 followers. Wallahi I'm honoured. I guess this will be the last post for a month. Do wait for me!

So I just got back in Egypt 3 days ago. You see, I'm an eager learner. We arrived in Cairo around 6.30 pm plus receiving the baggage, putting it in the van, taking it out of the van. Anyway, we came home around 9.30 pm. I was the only who went to school the next day. My eagerness to learn is like the Statue of Liberty. Yes, it's enormous and has the right to be free. That's why you see me slacking sometime. If you want to congratulate me, erm....you might as well do it *wink*

My first day of school after the 2 month hiatus congratulated me with a welcoming suprise. Wanna guess? Cakes? Balloons? Dozens of people praising me? ohohohoh...wrong...wrong. It was a Biology quiz. At that moment, I thought for a few minutes. Should I worry? Should I be sad? depressed? shocked? My eagerness and my self-proclaimed calmness hit me. I told my friends that I'm lucky if I got a mark. Although, I'm happy with what I did even though I didn't revise back and I missed a few lessons. I've an uncanning ability to ace exams. My mom doesn't believe that. She believes in studying for hours like Chatur (Silencer) in 3 Idiots. I missed the mock exam for English and the teacher gave me the paper to do it at home. Another thing, I'm a trusted person, although it depends.

Now the next day. YES, THE NEXT DAY. It was a usual day. Sorry to get your hopes up. I have to copy 26 pages of Math I missed.

To talk about what I did in Malaysia. It was mostly Astro and Durian. For those who do not know what a durian is, google it up. I'll summarise it. It's a fruit with thorns and have an attractive stinky smell. Another thing, I watched "Guess Who" starring Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher. It was funny but I wish Bernie did not approve Ashton that soon. I want to see more of the bickering, interracial relationship.

Unfortunately, the storyline is almost the same as "Meet the Parent" and their sequel and prequel. That's why it needs more of the interracial jokes. Let me put up a conversation between them. If you didn't laugh, you do not have a sense of humour like mine.

*Both of them walking to the lobby of a hotel*

Bellhop : Would you like me to take your bag sir?
Aston    : No, thank you
Bernie   : What? Afraid he's gonna steal it?
Ashton   : It's...just one bag...
Bernie    : Let me tell you something son. Theresa's (Ashton's girlfriend in the movie) grandfather was a bellhop for 60 years and he never stole nothin'
Ashton    : Hello! *asking the bellhop to take his bag*
Bernie     : So he's your slave now eh?
*The bellhop approaching*
Bellhop    : Yes sir?
*Moment of silence*
Ashton     : ...I.....don't know....

I laughed at that and there was a part where Ashton told black jokes during a family dinner. Haha, movie is a business that will never get old. This is the ending pargraph. So long folks!

I was just browsing to see if there's any interesting news. There..I caught one. Read the actual news here. I'm not scared though. I think, if Egyptians are racist, they wouldn't offend a south-east Asian. I love Egyptians. Really. The fact that I'm in an Egyptian school gives me the opportunity to observe deeper.

Mean Girls 2. wakakak. Just look at Lindsay Lohan now. Back and forth to the rehab. It's like a second home to her now. After 7 years, the're making a sequel. More of a remake in my point of view. The previous actresses are not there. I predict that the movie is gonna be lame.

Moustache of Destiny!

Abg Mahdi. Just to start with, his ancestors was Arabs and migrated to Malaysia. I still need to do some reasearch....hmm...and he has to marry a woman named 'Sharifah' so the traditions of his family would go on. I'm kinda vague about his heritage. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Nevertheless, a few days ago, he's been diagnosed with Hepatitis A. He's also been quarantined for a week in a lonely hospital. It's really lonely. It started with a fever, headache...these kind of symptoms. A few days ago, my father joined a club that was created by Husni's dad, a family club. So yesterday, the families that joined the club, went to IBC...yes..the bowling centre. My right hand is still cramping. To get to the point, my whole family went to the hospital but only me and my dad visited him. Luckily, when I was in a primary school, erm....for every 6 months, ambulance came with the nurses. For the flu vaccines and more. I hated it. The feeling when the needle penetrated down your skin, It's terrifying then not now =D. I don't hate nurses, I hate dentists. Arghh, I still remember the moment when the doctor said that he was gonna rinse my mouth with his equipment. Instead, he pulled out my tooth. I wasn't ready for that. Up to this day, I hate dentists.

Back to the hospital, I'll upload a few pictures then I'll continue the story after.




Abg Mahdi is still in a very weak state. He takes out the blood on his own. The nurses there failed to put the needle properly and missed the blood vessel and the part became swollen. He got a long needle inside his right hand. Making him unable to move the arm properly. The needle is in the flesh. Aaaa. Zaki was there, the cleaner's husband who comes for about 3 times a week. He helps Mahdi if he wants to go to the toilet...stuffs like that. He has NO APPETITE. Even the nurses threw away the food right away. One of his friend was there too.

Anyway, that's it for now. Hope you get better. FIGHTING!

At first I thought it was crap, now I'm beginning to like it. I first heard of these movies when my relatives watch it. It was Full House I think. Maybe it was Japanese. Not the American one. You see, my interest in Korean movies began while one my friends were still here. The majority of people that are watching Korean movies are girls. So she told me she had a Korean drama, so I gave it a try.
Witch Yoo Hee. My first Korean Drama. I liked it. Watch it with my brother though. I'm not that what you call, 'Pondan'. Nooo..I'm not that kinda guy who like, PLSSSS KISS HIM or PLSSS KISS HER or maybe oh...HUG HIM ALREADY. Naah..I don't have that nonsensical feelings or actions. I just watch it for fun. I watched Super Rookie, You're Beautiful, Beethoven Virus and now currently watching Mary stayed out all night. What I wrote was dramas not movies. For those of you who does not know what does 'drama' mean, drama has episodes. Don't think it the other way around.

There you go, 2 posts in one night. Bis Spater!

You know, I went to Sinai nearly about a month ago and been saving a bit of what I've written in a draft. I don't think I'll continue it.

Anyway, a week ago, there was kinda like a motivational speech about 'Hijrah'. You know what, I really enjoyed it. Before I tell you the best part let me just introduce the guest who made a speech, they were two. One was an Egyptian, graduated from Azhar University, Ambassador of Bank Islam Malaysia (I think) to something and is now working in France. The other one was a woman, she wasn't the 'star' in that function, all I can say is that she has masters in teen psychology.

YEAAAAHH! Sheikh Mohamed Abdel Aziz Mahmoud Ghonim. He has my honourable respect. He speaks 4 languages. Arabic, English, French and last but not least....MALAY. Not only that he can 'kecek kelate'. AWESOME. He speaks with a Kelantan dialect. He learned Malay in nine months which he divided the learning steps into 3 phases. He's funny too. He said that he's been friends with Malaysians for 15 years from what I heard. Languages are white gold since time is gold or maybe K...nahh it'll burn. Let's just stick to white gold.

For the other one, nah...I'm not that interested. If you insist, I'll just write a few things about her. She has traveled to many places. She made like an English unit in Malaysia, Dubai and now currently teaching in Egypt for the Azhar's students. I accidentally forgot her name. It just slipped my mind. Which is better than my brother, sleeping throughout the whole function, with his mouth wide open. I doubt if only 1 had taken his picture like that. Must be at least 3.

My dad cut off the internet coz my brother and sister are having exams this coming week. Haissssh...right now, I'm just using the advantage of him forgetting to block the internet after calling his relatives. Once again, that Sheikh there, was the first Egyptian I know that can speak Malay. I was traumatized by the awesomeness. It was truly an inspirational motivation. I gotta do some errands or what lazy people call these days, CHORES. I hardly ever do it.

It's been more than one week since the test had finished. My bad. You know I got a D in German. D is more like a B in Core and the highest grade in Core is C which is 90 above or was it 80 above or maybe 70 above? Nonetheless, 70% of O level is core. Anyway, I just got back from Sinai. Will be posting that on another post and let me trash talk in this post.

You know what I hate the most about that school? The teacher? Noo...The people? Noo...it's coz I can't laugh. The 'Science' teachers explains in Arabic and I'm able to interpret that quite well with my procasnitated brain but when they make a joke, I don't understand and people kept laughing. Now that's sad. Teachers must be funny. Yup. According to my book it is. If the subject itself is a boring one, a joke would have some kind of turning effect but anyhu, I'm fine, totally.

My English teacher. Hahaha..wait...let me catch my breath. He always stick to the English side of his. Anything American will create a disgust look on his face. I'll point out a few. " "Mom"? Is that how you spell "Mum"? That's bloody American. "Mum" is the bloody English". I don't think anyone except me laughed at that. He's not white. Really. I think he's from Egypt but migrated to the UK and his accent is thick enough to get me laughing. Another one, " What do you call it. You go to her house and sleep. Whaaat? Sleepover yeah? Pyjama Party...bla bla bla...very American". LMAO. Again, I don't think anyone laughed except me. What do you expect? He's the only source of humour in that school.

They changed the Math teacher for my class. I think that decision was acceptable and better. I don't know, I got 90/100 in Math which is a C. The previous one gave L.E 50 to those who got the full mark which is 2 people and that wasn't the reason for replacing a new one. I think it's because of the mark. I don't bother asking why.

First of all, I'd like to share my own tip about many things that's about Ramadhan but then, that husni guy already posted it. Wanna get some tip click -_- to go his site (why am I advertising him...). Aiseyyh..another thing la en..that dude can never let go of the past. The bus incident, the cc incident and the house incident. If I wanna talk about the Port Said incident which was about 3 years ago, it'd be totally useless now. So I have nothing against you. You're in luck.

Ok, about that picture, looks nice eh? I guess that's the simplicity of blending Milk with Biscuits and as expected, tastes crap. I did that coz one of my friend made this bally looking kinda kuih topped with a sticky yet tasty liquid. He said it's made out of biscuits, guess needed a lot more than that to make them. I'm not a kitchen kinda guy, so I guess I deserved that. So that was my first real cooking wait...no...that was the second. hmmm...if I recall back, that would be in 2007. So, the Eng teacher asked every group to cook something. Every group suppose to have 4 members but 2 left for holidays and I was in charged. So I ask my mom a whole bunch of stuffs and ask my other member to bring 6 eggs. Let me cut to the chase, I went to the school's kitchen and cooked. OH YEAH! JJACKPOTT! I served many teachers that day and who would've thought that Pudding Caramel I made, was the second by rating. That girl already did the whole mixing thing at home and she just freezes the thing and put some toppings. Oh yeah, that brought back the memories.

See the guy with the brown-goldish baju melayu? He was giving a motivational speech to the younger ones.












This was the first time that I wanted to a picture of her, but she refused and gave me this posture.







I don't know his name.






Ever wonder what's behind the door? It's the Duta's house. The whole building is his house. But this is where he sleeps. This guy here, was waiting for his troops to turn this place into a haywire.