There's some logic to my madness

First of all..I'm sick of bio!!i had to give up my only break and have to show up in front of her desk. Damn it. All of that just because i don't know an answer for a question...??BLAGHH!!!i'm fed up of science!!I made up my mind. I don't see the world as a new thing to explore, I see the world runs by the Corporate World. When i buy a cloth, i don't see if the material is good or not. I just check the brand name and where was it manufactured in . When i buy a chewing gum, i don't check the ingredients. I check the brand name, where was it made in, the HALAL sign and the expiry date. When i see that me and my family faces are almost the same, i made up my mind that genes are not the reason to this(even though it is). I see it as a common sense. I don't see the world colourful, I see the world Black and White!

Fuuuhhh...now back to the cafe's review on my point of view. The cafe is located near my school and it was opened for about 6 months as far as i think so...

The story goes like this. We were doing a Nasyid song called "Cahaya Selawat"for Maulidurr Rasul. Which we rehearsed for about 3 times only....how awkward was that. My mom told me that there were other choir than us. So when we arrived at the Duta's house, it was ok as usual. Oh yea..Our group name was Anak-Anak pisc...wkakakak...we didn't think of that name ourselves and the other was Anak-Anak Madinat Nasr. I was like..wow. Even the name terrify me. But we kept our coolness and begins the action.

Yup. That's my crew for sure. The truth is WE SUCK! yea...I'll show you the next group. Which is amazing-WOW-Devastating group.Our asses got whooped by them. Wakakak. There is another dude playing the "what do u called it" behind the ladies. And the boy sitting on the chair is incredible.Isk* Never going to this again. What a shame. Memories..you just have to live by it. Without it, u got no history dude.

In this post, I might as well tell u my recess story =D. First of all, i really wanted to play ping-pong but..u know..Pakis conquering the freaking table, bat and the net. So, i ended up playing football. Usually, there are 4 different teams. Class 7 & 8 (which is my team), Pakis, Class 10 and above and Class 9. But, things are changing nowadays..so the pakis unite with class 10. As usual..any team would like to play first because they want to play longer so..BULLSHIT. Of Course, our class is the youngest..so the upper class never give a damn to us..so SCREW EM. My team consist of :

1) Abu Bakr (black dude)
basically...he's our play maker. YEA! He usually play as a striker like me=D. He's the captain as far as i concern..well..he never betray us xD. We chose the right captain like the Nazis chose Hitler...anyway..NEXT!

2) Andronico (black dude)
he's our vice captain...yup..my class is a racist to give the title of capt. and vice capt. to Africans..Oh well..he plays defensive midfielders but can also play as a Goal Keeper but...everyone wants to score a goal so he rarely play as a keeper.

3) Evandro (black dude)
he's from class 8. hmmmm..he likes to play both striker and a midfielder but i don't really care. Quite fast and convince himself as Ronaldinho...=__=. An important guy by the way...

4) Mustafa (black dude)
hmmmm...not to offense but..everyone thinks he's kinda shit..? but he's not bad also in my opinion...hehe..i'm a generous boy.He likes to play as a wing and i don't really know which side of the wing is he playing...

5) Bilal (Paki)
he is famous for his rare movement...He's a defender by the way but mostly we put him as a keeper because of the lacking of a Goal Keeper. So, that really pisses him off. This dude goes wherever the ball goes...Get what I mean? You will not see him in his position when his team is attacking...

6) Roger (black dude)
he's a defender also..erm...don't know what to say next so NEXT!

7) Emad (Asian)
this guy play football like gambling. It is a 50/50 chance of kicking the ball right...75/25 chance of crossing the ball and 1/99 chance to head the ball( kinda like me...don't know how to head..). An important player also.

8) Samuel (black dude)
he's new and I don't give a shit about this guy. His younger than me. According to my deduction ability..I'm guessing that he got expelled from his previous school. There is no evidence yet so I might be wrong but my gut is telling me that my theory is right. Lemme tell u something...his previous school is one of the best school in Egypt so..why did he ended up in P.I.S.C; An old villa that has never been washed. By the way, he is shitty in football also but why did I put him here...zzzzz...Oh well..

9) Talha (Paki)
He's also new..but wayyyyy nicer than Samuel. He also play as a defender and a keeper just like we trained Bilal when he first came to the school! Keep it up!

10) Abdulah (Paki-England)
He is famous for being the shortest student in class..No Offense..He's a defender also. His improvements were quite amazing! Dear Abdullah, Please Drink Milk!!

11) Zain (Paki-Canada)
he rarely plays with us but he's a good juggler but doesn't like to run. He can give nice crosses which will lead to victory. He's like our "Secret Weapon".

hahahah..don't ask about me. I don't want to be the know-it-all you know. Just keep that in mind. If you want to describe me..please type it in the comment box. It must be a compliment or....or....nah...Just comment if want!

Yup..My teacher criticized on this movie also but not so emotional like Avatar. The movie is great also kinda like The day after tomorrow but with more suspense and much more thrilling. Let me tell you the story before the period start.

She enterered the room, took Abdullah's guitar and started to sing something (she does this everyday...so I got used to this kinda thing). Yesterday.........All my trouble seem so far away......etc. Yes...one of the Beatles's songs...u know it?? it's called "yesterday"...and another song called "Magic". Ugghhh..I don't really care about the song...what makes me happy that time doesn't wait for anyone and it's a great thing you know..well..if u were in my shoe. The other thing is that...I get to practice my sarcasm with her. For example, "Hilmi...Do you like the song....??" and instantly replied, "Yess...". Simple as that. Back to the topic. She said, "Remember 2012? the movie we watched 2 weeks ago together?? what do you think about it??". All of us replied together and it was horrible. Like my math teacher would say, "you know...people in Sudan do this. Blalalalalallalalala....All of them talking at the same time but no listeners". And as she would say There are more chiefs and not enough Indians. (She's a native american). So far about five people got detention from her because of that incident. "ONLY rich people knows what happening in that movie which is directly proportional to the real life. Normal or poor people doesn't know...So you saw the Russians Bosses/etc. evacuated first before others. So, people like us don't know anything!! so next time, if you are watching a movie...do not just watch it but...observe it also..!!" my teacher exclaimed.

Yes...studying with her is quite amazing..i learned what i have never even learned in my life. Oh well..THAT'S LIFE!

Yea!!!No wonder wars never end....I'm guessing this is one of the pupil in a military school! xD



Smart guy! No wonder so many students failed trigonometry excluding me of course!!heheheh


Genius!!Give a big applause to this dude!! What a guy!!! hohohohohoho...

I'm still guessing a Somalian pirate did this!! No Offense people!

Know this movie?? It's GREAT!! well...for most of the people except for one..Guess who?? My English teacher!!How great is that. She said various bunch of stuff that my class can't even think of. Let me get this straight, she is also currently a sociology teacher so most of the time she talks about sociology<<<<<MY DAYS!! There is nothing in the world that she has not criticize on. Yup..Don't believe me? Just Watch. She started speaking, "Have you guys seen Avatar? Great movie isn't it??" then Roger suddenly interrupted her, "Miss, did you bootleg to see this movie" she then replied, "That's it Roger, you're getting detention!". She continued to speak again with a furious look, "Nooooooooooo...that's corruption people! and I'm not a corrupted person!". She said that this movie isn't really what you really think. It's about greediness she said. Humans just want whats better for them and doesn't care for the others!. I thought to myself, "This is a great topic! well it also waste the time..Hooray!!". She continued to speak again but now with a disgust look, "This movie is all about corruption people! Humans are greedy and that's a fact! They don't care about others and they just want what's better for them. For those who have seen the film, what's the truth behind the movie..yes we all know that the humans went to another planet to get some kind of mystical item or something and a group of people betrayed them. That's not all to it. It is about people trying to get what they want in a violence way! Maybe you won't understand this today because you guys are just cute little puppies (Yukks)". She finally continued the ENGLISH lesson and about 5 minutes, the bell ring!!

Get it pal? Sometimes it's good to listen to stories that are happening nowadays. She constantly said that the world works on only one thing THE CORPORATE WORLD! To end this post, I'm glad to say that Football(Soccer) has got nothing to do with the corporate world which she's still insisting on saying it. Sayonara

Here's some tips that you should be very careful in school :

1) Never go out before school finishes or you will get slapped or punched by the Principle

2) Never do anything stupid or you will get slapped or punched by the Principle

3) Avoid kicking the football to another building or else you won't get to play!

4) Avoid playing near an emotional teacher or they will forbids you to play

5) Try your best to do your homework or else the teacher will report to the Principal and eventually, you will be slapped or punched by the Principal

Try keep this up and you will be good as new!

Yea...it's a nintendo. To be exact a 1987 nintendo. Damn! this thing was sold in eBay for $13,000!!!Wow!! wooooo...that's a lot of money for this thing. Bet you're wishing you hadn't let Mom throw out your Nintendo collection now, eh?

this is the school where i'm currently studying at. i got a story to tell you guys, its called My Way To School. Alright? Here we go!

"An eerie flash of image woke me up on every morning. What a nightmare! I put my clothes on as well as my tie, my pants, my shirt, my underwear and my sock after taking a breeze, light shower in the cold, foggy morning. Pushed the elevator's button and keep banging on the door because the elevator hardly ever worked. Darn! So, I took the stairs. Long way down from the thirteenth floor. I felt like someone was stalking me with every step I took. Agony keeps my honour and dignity protected. Tik, Tok...the time is ticking. So I flashed down the stairs hastily. Finally...I'm out of the building and started walking again. Feeling the breeze air besides my ears, "Haaaaa....So Refreshing". I stopped by at a stall which was on my way to school and asked, "Fee Libban(Chewing Gum)?" and he replied, "Fee...." and I bought the gum. I started walking again steadily. I took the u-turn on my way to school. My eyes were stuck by the fascinating art college which is next to my school and moved on back to school. At last!!Finally in school and I was late again and got a letter from the Principle saying :

"Dear Parent,

I regret to note that your son, Muhammad Hilmi Johari, arrived late at school on 3 days during the last three weeks.(And More)
Sincerely, the Principle"

yup...finally i will continue this story in this post. I'm telling ya, living in Egypt is a BLAST!!...Hoorayy....In this post i'm gonna list all the things i like about Egypt and what i dislike about the country.

What I like :

1) Seeing an egyptian dude arguing with another
2) Ta'ameyyah
3) Shawerma
4) E'ish Baladi
5) Mooz Baladi
6) The Football Team
7) Watching a taxi driver scamming a tourist
8) Climb to the top of Mount Sinai
9) Breath in CO in the morning...YEA!!..wait that suppose to go into the dislike section.well..just leave it there..i kinda like the air(fused with the smell of fanatic Tamer Hosny fan)!!LOL!
10) Saying : "Sobahal Fool, Ya 3ammu Hassan(the apartment bawab)"
11) Listening to their classical song in the freakin' middle of the night

The dislike "thingy"

1) Getting scammed by a taxi driver because we are Saayih(tourist)
2) Arguing with an egyptian dude
3) Poverty in Egypt. So now i know that its worth a damn showing up in Ms.Nerida class.
4) Polluting the Nile river
5) The darn lift hardly ever worked!
6) listening to people saying, "Sinnni?, Yaban? and keep replying, "Laa...Malizi.."

thats it for the day folks! amma see you again my dying hardcore fans!! Sayonara Ya Masr!!

Here are some funny and helpful quotes that will guide u throughout your life.

1. " You are 100% beautiful, You are 100% lovely, You are 100% sweet, You are 100% nice and You are 100% stupid to believe these words."

2. Husband asked : Do u know the meaning of wife? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife replied : No! It means With Idiot For Ever.

3. I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me, You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jumped out of the window, I looked down and then started laughing again.

4. Kiss is just like a cigarette, It begins with a spark of light, and ends with a smoke.

5. Boy and Girl in a restaurant.
Boy said : I love u
Girl replied : I don't love u
Boy said : Waiter...bring separate bills
Girl replies : ok, ok. I love u

6. Success is like the tip of the tail. If a cat runs to catch its own tail, it has to keep running forever BUT if it walks in its own style..the tail follows!!!Live Life With Your Own Rules!

7. God made the Heavens and the Earth and the rest is made in China.

8. In bio practical...
Examiner : tell me the name of this bird just by looking at its leg only?
Student : I don't know sir...
Examiner : You failed!! What's your name?
Student : See my legs and tell my name.

9. If you worry about a trouble..it becomes double..but if you smiled at it, it will disappear like a bubble. So keep SMILING!!

10. Count your garden by flowers not by fallen leaves, Count your life by smiles not by tears and when your life has reached its autumn, Count your age by friends not years.

Well this it for the time being. So keep smiling!!

racism? YES!! it is now one of the most corrupted idea about mankind. well...i wouldn't call it natural disaster but mental disaster..now i've got a few examples to show u guys. by the way..if the person s reading this...NO OFFENSE..violence is never the answer...kk..here we go!

Example 1

Legend

x = Muhammad Hafiz Saharuddin
y= Madihah Hasanah Zainuddin
z= Ahmad Ziyadiy Zainuddin

i think the incident begins after school, last year. well..me and x were unofficially invited by y. well i'm not quite sure we were invited or not..anyway..z were playing a game in his computer...the game is called "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire". know the show? the game was incredibly difficult. it was a rapture in the beginning of the game, eventually we got really mad and started pissing off at the game well not literally as a metaphor i mean...don't think it the wrong way. anyway back to the game...our brain became a metal!! even y and z didn't make it to the end...so we frequently start the game again if we lose...(yippi!! here come the exciting part!!). it all begins when x said that he wanted to become a president..everyone was quite..i, myself thinks he is kidding coz he is never serious well...z started laughing and said, "GO HOME LA...BY HOME I MEAN IN INDIA!)...that's true...x was born in india. he even got a birthmark which he constantly said it is a tattoo. y, z including me started giggling..then another word comes out of z mouth, " YOU TOO LA...GO BACK TO PAKISTAN ALSO..".....i was stunned so as x. another hour later...we went home but that is the harshest teasing i've ever had in my life.

well..that's the first example here come the next..which i think it is also a racism in my point of view. hope there is no snitchers here!!xD

Example 2

( no legend is given)

this incident happened is my school. it is just a little incident. it was xyz period at that time. teh teacher was asking for the homework to a latin look-like. she said bla bla bla.etc. and then she just left her alone with the blondie (her best friend) and started talkin' again. she then asked a black girl..she confess her excuse which i thought it was similar to the latin excuse BUT this time she constantly becoming more furious at teh girl. she said teh same thing to teh other students if u don't do it again..i'll take u to the principle...BLAGHHH!!..i can't belive my freakin' eyes!!she let the latin girl to enjoy and let teh black girl rotting alone in her wishes.

so..who said racism happens to adult only? i, myself have experienced it. truly racism is becoming catastrophe in the world to day...so children, teens, women, men, aliens even the freaking atom..please be gentle with others...i mean we all are from the same race ; HUMANS...so y should we treat each others differently??

to end this post, i would like to say a word...LET'S END RACISM!!!