There's some logic to my madness

Here's some tips that you should be very careful in school :

1) Never go out before school finishes or you will get slapped or punched by the Principle

2) Never do anything stupid or you will get slapped or punched by the Principle

3) Avoid kicking the football to another building or else you won't get to play!

4) Avoid playing near an emotional teacher or they will forbids you to play

5) Try your best to do your homework or else the teacher will report to the Principal and eventually, you will be slapped or punched by the Principal

Try keep this up and you will be good as new!