Here are some funny and helpful quotes that will guide u throughout your life.
1. " You are 100% beautiful, You are 100% lovely, You are 100% sweet, You are 100% nice and You are 100% stupid to believe these words."
2. Husband asked : Do u know the meaning of wife? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife replied : No! It means With Idiot For Ever.
3. I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me, You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jumped out of the window, I looked down and then started laughing again.
4. Kiss is just like a cigarette, It begins with a spark of light, and ends with a smoke.
5. Boy and Girl in a restaurant.
Boy said : I love u
Girl replied : I don't love u
Boy said : Waiter...bring separate bills
Girl replies : ok, ok. I love u
6. Success is like the tip of the tail. If a cat runs to catch its own tail, it has to keep running forever BUT if it walks in its own style..the tail follows!!!Live Life With Your Own Rules!
7. God made the Heavens and the Earth and the rest is made in China.
8. In bio practical...
Examiner : tell me the name of this bird just by looking at its leg only?
Student : I don't know sir...
Examiner : You failed!! What's your name?
Student : See my legs and tell my name.
9. If you worry about a trouble..it becomes double..but if you smiled at it, it will disappear like a bubble. So keep SMILING!!
10. Count your garden by flowers not by fallen leaves, Count your life by smiles not by tears and when your life has reached its autumn, Count your age by friends not years.
Well this it for the time being. So keep smiling!!
1. " You are 100% beautiful, You are 100% lovely, You are 100% sweet, You are 100% nice and You are 100% stupid to believe these words."
2. Husband asked : Do u know the meaning of wife? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife replied : No! It means With Idiot For Ever.
3. I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me, You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jumped out of the window, I looked down and then started laughing again.
4. Kiss is just like a cigarette, It begins with a spark of light, and ends with a smoke.
5. Boy and Girl in a restaurant.
Boy said : I love u
Girl replied : I don't love u
Boy said : Waiter...bring separate bills
Girl replies : ok, ok. I love u
6. Success is like the tip of the tail. If a cat runs to catch its own tail, it has to keep running forever BUT if it walks in its own style..the tail follows!!!Live Life With Your Own Rules!
7. God made the Heavens and the Earth and the rest is made in China.
8. In bio practical...
Examiner : tell me the name of this bird just by looking at its leg only?
Student : I don't know sir...
Examiner : You failed!! What's your name?
Student : See my legs and tell my name.
9. If you worry about a trouble..it becomes double..but if you smiled at it, it will disappear like a bubble. So keep SMILING!!
10. Count your garden by flowers not by fallen leaves, Count your life by smiles not by tears and when your life has reached its autumn, Count your age by friends not years.
Well this it for the time being. So keep smiling!!
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