There's some logic to my madness

Here's some tips that you should be very careful in school :

1) Never go out before school finishes or you will get slapped or punched by the Principle

2) Never do anything stupid or you will get slapped or punched by the Principle

3) Avoid kicking the football to another building or else you won't get to play!

4) Avoid playing near an emotional teacher or they will forbids you to play

5) Try your best to do your homework or else the teacher will report to the Principal and eventually, you will be slapped or punched by the Principal

Try keep this up and you will be good as new!

Yea...it's a nintendo. To be exact a 1987 nintendo. Damn! this thing was sold in eBay for $13,000!!!Wow!! wooooo...that's a lot of money for this thing. Bet you're wishing you hadn't let Mom throw out your Nintendo collection now, eh?

this is the school where i'm currently studying at. i got a story to tell you guys, its called My Way To School. Alright? Here we go!

"An eerie flash of image woke me up on every morning. What a nightmare! I put my clothes on as well as my tie, my pants, my shirt, my underwear and my sock after taking a breeze, light shower in the cold, foggy morning. Pushed the elevator's button and keep banging on the door because the elevator hardly ever worked. Darn! So, I took the stairs. Long way down from the thirteenth floor. I felt like someone was stalking me with every step I took. Agony keeps my honour and dignity protected. Tik, Tok...the time is ticking. So I flashed down the stairs hastily. Finally...I'm out of the building and started walking again. Feeling the breeze air besides my ears, "Haaaaa....So Refreshing". I stopped by at a stall which was on my way to school and asked, "Fee Libban(Chewing Gum)?" and he replied, "Fee...." and I bought the gum. I started walking again steadily. I took the u-turn on my way to school. My eyes were stuck by the fascinating art college which is next to my school and moved on back to school. At last!!Finally in school and I was late again and got a letter from the Principle saying :

"Dear Parent,

I regret to note that your son, Muhammad Hilmi Johari, arrived late at school on 3 days during the last three weeks.(And More)
Sincerely, the Principle"

yup...finally i will continue this story in this post. I'm telling ya, living in Egypt is a BLAST!!...Hoorayy....In this post i'm gonna list all the things i like about Egypt and what i dislike about the country.

What I like :

1) Seeing an egyptian dude arguing with another
2) Ta'ameyyah
3) Shawerma
4) E'ish Baladi
5) Mooz Baladi
6) The Football Team
7) Watching a taxi driver scamming a tourist
8) Climb to the top of Mount Sinai
9) Breath in CO in the morning...YEA!!..wait that suppose to go into the dislike section.well..just leave it there..i kinda like the air(fused with the smell of fanatic Tamer Hosny fan)!!LOL!
10) Saying : "Sobahal Fool, Ya 3ammu Hassan(the apartment bawab)"
11) Listening to their classical song in the freakin' middle of the night

The dislike "thingy"

1) Getting scammed by a taxi driver because we are Saayih(tourist)
2) Arguing with an egyptian dude
3) Poverty in Egypt. So now i know that its worth a damn showing up in Ms.Nerida class.
4) Polluting the Nile river
5) The darn lift hardly ever worked!
6) listening to people saying, "Sinnni?, Yaban? and keep replying, "Laa...Malizi.."

thats it for the day folks! amma see you again my dying hardcore fans!! Sayonara Ya Masr!!

Here are some funny and helpful quotes that will guide u throughout your life.

1. " You are 100% beautiful, You are 100% lovely, You are 100% sweet, You are 100% nice and You are 100% stupid to believe these words."

2. Husband asked : Do u know the meaning of wife? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife replied : No! It means With Idiot For Ever.

3. I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me, You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jumped out of the window, I looked down and then started laughing again.

4. Kiss is just like a cigarette, It begins with a spark of light, and ends with a smoke.

5. Boy and Girl in a restaurant.
Boy said : I love u
Girl replied : I don't love u
Boy said : Waiter...bring separate bills
Girl replies : ok, ok. I love u

6. Success is like the tip of the tail. If a cat runs to catch its own tail, it has to keep running forever BUT if it walks in its own style..the tail follows!!!Live Life With Your Own Rules!

7. God made the Heavens and the Earth and the rest is made in China.

8. In bio practical...
Examiner : tell me the name of this bird just by looking at its leg only?
Student : I don't know sir...
Examiner : You failed!! What's your name?
Student : See my legs and tell my name.

9. If you worry about a trouble..it becomes double..but if you smiled at it, it will disappear like a bubble. So keep SMILING!!

10. Count your garden by flowers not by fallen leaves, Count your life by smiles not by tears and when your life has reached its autumn, Count your age by friends not years.

Well this it for the time being. So keep smiling!!

racism? YES!! it is now one of the most corrupted idea about mankind. well...i wouldn't call it natural disaster but mental disaster..now i've got a few examples to show u guys. by the way..if the person s reading this...NO OFFENSE..violence is never the answer...kk..here we go!

Example 1

Legend

x = Muhammad Hafiz Saharuddin
y= Madihah Hasanah Zainuddin
z= Ahmad Ziyadiy Zainuddin

i think the incident begins after school, last year. well..me and x were unofficially invited by y. well i'm not quite sure we were invited or not..anyway..z were playing a game in his computer...the game is called "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire". know the show? the game was incredibly difficult. it was a rapture in the beginning of the game, eventually we got really mad and started pissing off at the game well not literally as a metaphor i mean...don't think it the wrong way. anyway back to the game...our brain became a metal!! even y and z didn't make it to the end...so we frequently start the game again if we lose...(yippi!! here come the exciting part!!). it all begins when x said that he wanted to become a president..everyone was quite..i, myself thinks he is kidding coz he is never serious well...z started laughing and said, "GO HOME LA...BY HOME I MEAN IN INDIA!)...that's true...x was born in india. he even got a birthmark which he constantly said it is a tattoo. y, z including me started giggling..then another word comes out of z mouth, " YOU TOO LA...GO BACK TO PAKISTAN ALSO..".....i was stunned so as x. another hour later...we went home but that is the harshest teasing i've ever had in my life.

well..that's the first example here come the next..which i think it is also a racism in my point of view. hope there is no snitchers here!!xD

Example 2

( no legend is given)

this incident happened is my school. it is just a little incident. it was xyz period at that time. teh teacher was asking for the homework to a latin look-like. she said bla bla bla.etc. and then she just left her alone with the blondie (her best friend) and started talkin' again. she then asked a black girl..she confess her excuse which i thought it was similar to the latin excuse BUT this time she constantly becoming more furious at teh girl. she said teh same thing to teh other students if u don't do it again..i'll take u to the principle...BLAGHHH!!..i can't belive my freakin' eyes!!she let the latin girl to enjoy and let teh black girl rotting alone in her wishes.

so..who said racism happens to adult only? i, myself have experienced it. truly racism is becoming catastrophe in the world to day...so children, teens, women, men, aliens even the freaking atom..please be gentle with others...i mean we all are from the same race ; HUMANS...so y should we treat each others differently??

to end this post, i would like to say a word...LET'S END RACISM!!!